7 Funny Wedding Toasts

Toasts are usually given at the wedding reception. There are many kinds of toasts. There are toasts from the groom to the bride, from the bride to the groom. From the best man to the groom, from the groom to the best man, from the maid of honor to the bride, from the father to the bride, and so on. Toasts are fun. They’re the best part of the wedding for some people.

Do you have to give a wedding toast? Are you nervous? You should be. This is the couple’s big day, and you could ruin it! OK, it probably won’t be that bad. But It makes sense for you to be nervous. Ultimately you should find a good guide to teach you how to create a wedding toast, but for now, here’s some comic relief to take the edge off your nerves.

If you want to give a 4 minute toast, you’ll want to find some resources to help you. But here are some thoughts to get you thinking in the matrimonial direction.

1. To marriage . . . a word that means commitment . . . to an insane asylum.

2. Marriage is like eating at a restauant. You order one thing, then you see what someone else has, and you wish you’d ordered that.

3. Want to remember your wife’s birthday. Forget it once, and you should have no trouble remembering the next time.

4. If a man says something in the forest, and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

5. If it weren’t for marriage, men wouldn’t know how wrong they are.

6. Women. They try to change you for years, and then they complain that you’re not the man they married.

7. “If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.” -Katharine Hepburn

Good luck with your wedding toast. We hope we took the edge off, and put a smile on your face.

For more interesting funny wedding toasts, visit this wedding site

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